Published: 27 Apr 2022 | Updated: 27 May 2025
All the Best Bingo Gags and Jokes
Bingo has been a big part of UK culture since the 1960s, so it’s no surprise that plenty of bingo jokes have evolved over time.
Read on for our favourite bingo-themed jokes, then try them on your friends and family!
Here’s a perfect joke for your fellow bingo enthusiasts:
My doctor told me I had a Bingo tumour.
He said "Don't worry. It's B-9.”
And one for the animal lovers amongst you:
What do cats say when they play bingo?
Eyes down for a full mouse.
Do vampires play bingo? We think so!
What do vampires play Bingo with?
Stake money!
Ready for our next bingo gag?
How can you tell that a bingo player just isn’t into you?
When you call their numbers five times in a row and they still don’t answer.
Here comes one of our favourites:
What do you call an elderly man who wins three bingo games in a row?
Jerry Hat-trick.
This one is sure to get you giggling:
I invited a blind bingo caller to my dinner party.
He’s not a close friend, he’s just there to make up the numbers.
Ready for some more bingo banter?
I'm worried that my grandma is starting to lose her marbles. Yesterday when I went to visit she'd been marking herself all over with her bingo pen.
She's completely dotty.
Can you guess the punchline?
What do you call a lady who’s addicted to playing bingo games?
Betty!
Another one of our favourites!
Try not to take your bingo too seriously.
At the end of the day, it’s just a load of balls.
You can’t beat a classic ‘knock knock’ joke:
Knock knock.Who’s there?
Bingo
Bingo who?
Bin going to come and visit for ages.
One of our favourite new bingo jokes:
How does Gen Z play bingo?
49 and Amazon Prime.
Can you relate to this one?
How do you get five sweet old ladies to swear like sailors?
Have a sixth one shout, “Bingo!”
Last but not least:
Why don’t physicists and Bingo players get along?
They disagree on the application and existence of a free space.
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